The Shortest Fairytale
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I get the same generosity from Eddie and Mikey..........................on occasion.
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From: Inland Empire, CA.
I was feeding our dog Tugger Cheez-its one night in bed, when all of the sudden he farted his first fart. He turned and looked at me like I had poked him in the butt. I laughed. He did it again, still thinking I had poked him again. He could'nt figure out what was happening. Well at the time it was quite funny!!
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From: SoCAL & Louisville, KY
But at least no toilet seats are left up.
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From: Washington State, where it rains
A short love story............
A man and a woman who didn't know each other but were both married to other people boarded a cross country train and coincidence had it they had to share the same sleeping quarters.After a few embarassing moments they said why not,they were both too tired and went straight to sleep, he in the top bunk her in the bottom.About 1 am he leaned down and gently woke the woman saying , "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.". She said, "I have a better idea! Just for tonight, Lets pretend we are married!" and he said "WOW!! Thats a great idea!" To that she said, "Good! Get your own freaking blanket!!" After a moment of silence.....................he farted.
THE END
A man and a woman who didn't know each other but were both married to other people boarded a cross country train and coincidence had it they had to share the same sleeping quarters.After a few embarassing moments they said why not,they were both too tired and went straight to sleep, he in the top bunk her in the bottom.About 1 am he leaned down and gently woke the woman saying , "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.". She said, "I have a better idea! Just for tonight, Lets pretend we are married!" and he said "WOW!! Thats a great idea!" To that she said, "Good! Get your own freaking blanket!!" After a moment of silence.....................he farted.
THE END
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Joined: 04-21-2007
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From: Anaheim Ca
A short love story............
A man and a woman who didn't know each other but were both married to other people boarded a cross country train and coincidence had it they had to share the same sleeping quarters.After a few embarassing moments they said why not,they were both too tired and went straight to sleep, he in the top bunk her in the bottom.About 1 am he leaned down and gently woke the woman saying , "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.". She said, "I have a better idea! Just for tonight, Lets pretend we are married!" and he said "WOW!! Thats a great idea!" To that she said, "Good! Get your own freaking blanket!!" After a moment of silence.....................he farted.
THE END
A man and a woman who didn't know each other but were both married to other people boarded a cross country train and coincidence had it they had to share the same sleeping quarters.After a few embarassing moments they said why not,they were both too tired and went straight to sleep, he in the top bunk her in the bottom.About 1 am he leaned down and gently woke the woman saying , "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.". She said, "I have a better idea! Just for tonight, Lets pretend we are married!" and he said "WOW!! Thats a great idea!" To that she said, "Good! Get your own freaking blanket!!" After a moment of silence.....................he farted.
THE END
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