'Twas the day after Black Friday and all the shelves are bare.
But don't shed a tear, for Walmart will have a sale the same time next year.

 

Twas the day after black Friday and all through the house
Not a sale item could be found, not even a blouse!
All the stocked shelves were wrung, to the cashier's despair
With hopes of big bargains... Oh buyer beware!!!

The children all puzzled, by the employee wearin' dreads
Who told them $10 X box games, we're all in their heads.
Stunned beyond belief, from this hourly sap
There is no way in hell, they'll settle for this crap!!!

When out from lawn and garden, everyone heard something something shatter
From the guy in the electric cart, his only handicap... He was getting fatter.
This day, like any day, you'll find some dumb ass
Using the speedy Lane, whilst not paying cash!!!

The goon that must have been... all high on some blow
Has just (accidentally) bumped my wife again, I think we might go toe to toe!!!


... To be continued
Papa bear of this household is tuckered!!!

 

Priceless Ben!

 

and I stayed home to avoid the rush... crush.... and fender / door dents!!! bless us every one!!