whats the craziest thing youve heard today
05-09-2011, 04:14 PM
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whats the craziest thing youve heard today
for instance i work in the parts biz, and have been in other forms of retail and whatnot. i get to see/hear some of the craziest @#$% everyday what about you?
today i took a call from a guy looking for a 4.5inch o-ring i asked him what the thickness was, he said "normal" my response? "is that metric or standard?!"
today i took a call from a guy looking for a 4.5inch o-ring i asked him what the thickness was, he said "normal" my response? "is that metric or standard?!"
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05-09-2011, 04:28 PM
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This wasn't today, but back when I worked for MSU Police Dept.
Girl asked me if I could let her in the building I was keeping Secure so she could use the bathroom because she had too much beer to drink, and had to pee.
I told her no, because no one was allowed in..
She asked if she could show me her breasts to gain entrance to the building..
Said, you can, but I still won't let you in as the building is still closed to the public..
Then offered me to go back to her dorm and have "fun" so she could borrow it..
Not interested.
Desperation..
Girl asked me if I could let her in the building I was keeping Secure so she could use the bathroom because she had too much beer to drink, and had to pee.
I told her no, because no one was allowed in..
She asked if she could show me her breasts to gain entrance to the building..
Said, you can, but I still won't let you in as the building is still closed to the public..
Then offered me to go back to her dorm and have "fun" so she could borrow it..
Not interested.
Desperation..
05-09-2011, 05:36 PM
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At least it's not a 5 Word story thread, if that comes out I will have to either delete it or commit suicide.
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05-10-2011, 05:00 PM
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was ragging on my boss for not telling me about the stock order we got in this morning, he then said and i quote "would it make you feel any better if i gave you a dollar more an hour?" true frickin story i got a raise today bahaha!
05-10-2011, 05:43 PM
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Bopped over to the Fedex store across from my office at lunch, overheard a lady questioning why she couldn't ship fireworks to her grand kids via Fedex....ummmm....OK we do raise some dumb ones in Carolina, but geez!
05-10-2011, 09:53 PM
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i love when you come to a part I am asm at a part store and you ask them the easy questions about the car year,make ,model, and they say i dont know that car out there i think the short bus stops at our front door lol
05-10-2011, 11:23 PM
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"i love when you come to a part I am asm at a part store and you ask them the easy questions about the car year,make ,model, and they say i dont know that car out there i think the short bus stops at our front door lol"
I know right where you're coming from, worked part time in the local NAPA store my senior year in high school. I had a guy call in asking if we had an alternator for a Ford, when I asked him what kind he said..."green". I kid you not, I had to punch out and go home, just couldn't stop laughing.
I know right where you're coming from, worked part time in the local NAPA store my senior year in high school. I had a guy call in asking if we had an alternator for a Ford, when I asked him what kind he said..."green". I kid you not, I had to punch out and go home, just couldn't stop laughing.