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Old Sep 29, 2020 | 09:44 AM
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Talking A why ?

Why is it that 10 to 15 minutes or sooner after you wash your car no matter where it is there a bird the drops a pasture pasture bigger then any cow could drop ? :O
Is there a conspiracy among the bird clans to leave no car untouched ? :O
How do they drop a deuce dead center of you side widow or center view of your wind shield ? Do they do practice runs ?
Should we do as monkeys do and fling crap at them ?
Almost to the point of giving up washing my car and truck lol
You all have a great day and had a bit of a laugh !
Old Sep 29, 2020 | 09:50 AM
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Like the weathertech commercial with the Canada geese flying in formation? Yeah, it’s always always a bird dropping with in an hour after a wash and detail. But that gives me a reason to wash and clean all over again!
We have a cat and hardwood floors, after I vacuum them, he is very busy rolling around or scratching and preening himself, as if he is upset I removed all traces of his fur!
Old Sep 29, 2020 | 12:42 PM
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This is not the worst thing.
Here's my example, I and a clean car are incompatible. As soon as I leave the car wash, it starts to rain. Even if the sky was clear and sunny before. Even if the day is clear on the internet forecast. My record is 48 hours, the anti-record is a couple of minutes.
If not rain, then a dust storm. Or a thaw with snow.
Baba jokes, I need to live in the Sahara. You can wash your car more often and the desert will bloom. Unfortunately this is not possible. There is not enough water in the Sahara for daily car wash.
Old Sep 29, 2020 | 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by geg
This is not the worst thing.
Here's my example, I and a clean car are incompatible. As soon as I leave the car wash, it starts to rain. Even if the sky was clear and sunny before. Even if the day is clear on the internet forecast. My record is 48 hours, the anti-record is a couple of minutes.
If not rain, then a dust storm. Or a thaw with snow.
Baba jokes, I need to live in the Sahara. You can wash your car more often and the desert will bloom. Unfortunately this is not possible. There is not enough water in the Sahara for daily car wash.
Yep. Me too.
Old Sep 29, 2020 | 03:03 PM
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LOL Great replies
Rain does seem to be attracted to a car wash lol So is dust or pollen. But I do have to give credit to the bird that can poop dead center on my side window or center on driver side windshield LOL
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