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World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Old Feb 2, 2006 | 04:44 PM
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

The End
Old Feb 2, 2006 | 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by monster5601
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

The End
BROVO, ENCORE!!!
Old Feb 2, 2006 | 06:49 PM
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HAHAHA, Nice!
Old Feb 2, 2006 | 08:49 PM
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And when you have kids,,, anything you do does not count anyway,,, so you should be glad you got out ahead of time.

i would give anything now to never have been married and had kids.
Are you serious?
Old Feb 2, 2006 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by monster5601
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

The End
The Guy lived a happy long life. No Stress
Old Feb 2, 2006 | 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Holmes Hot Ride
Are you serious?
I would have to agree. When ever I get that stupid idea in my head the thought of my both of daughters pops into my head. Then I think about all I would miss out on in life if it wasn't for them and my love for them. Then comes the what the hell were you thinking part. I wouldn't trade them for anything.

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Old Feb 2, 2006 | 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by captain howdy
I would have to agree. When ever I get that stupid idea in my head The though of my both of daughters pops into my head. Then I think about all I would miss out on in life if it wasn't for them and my love for them. Then come the what the hell were you thinking part. I wouldn't trade them for anything.
Exactly! They are a joy and a gift from God. I have seen so many fatherless children and children who feel like they are a burden to their parents instead of the blessing that they are and the joy they bring to our life. My Three children are grown now and I still would not trade them for all the fishing and hunting in the world or anything else for that matter.
Old Feb 4, 2006 | 10:15 PM
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My wife and my son are the biggest blessings in my life...everything else is just icing on the cake.
Old Feb 5, 2006 | 07:44 AM
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I feel blessed to knew my father for the 24 and 1/2 years that he took care of me. Since he passed on. It's been an life adjustment. I'm glad I knew him. We had a strong father and son bond.
Old Oct 13, 2006 | 06:38 PM
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amazing what you find in the archives.....very funny stuff!

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