Howdy hi there friends & neighbors. This' your ol' pal El Monte' Slim tellin' ya c'mon down here to wide-track county Wilmington - HOT DANG, we got some outta-site bargains for ya in cars! And be sure ta bring the kiddies too; cause we got pony rides & lollipops for all the little folks.

Talkin' 'bout suckers? Lookie here: we got a 1999 PT Ca-rew-zer! It's gotcher radio, it's gotcher heater - it's gotcher Easy Rider Rifle Rack, with room for not one - but THU-REE of yer fav-o-rite rifles. Be sure to ask for license number K-K-K-U-2. And for the 1st hundred or so of you mutha's to come on down; we got yer free "America: Love it or Leave it!" bumper sticker!! Yessiree!

Now you folks are prolly wunderin' how ta git here...it's simple. Jus' take ANY freeway to the 91 freeway, then go 97-miles south (ya don't wanna go North, you wanna go South!), and take the Wilmington cutoff. When ya git off the offramp there's a Standard Station. Go on in to the Standard Station, walk right up to the man and say: "Where the heck am I?"

...The above is an excerpt from the printed directions to the Solvang Run.

Or, - a really, really old Cheeck and Chong monologue!

 

Don't you take the Slauson cut-off? (Johnny Carson)

Charles

 

Mike, how many people are confirmed so far?

Just curious.....

 

Just 2 - you and Andy!

Seriously, we have a grand total of about 10 entries right now.

C'mon folks, tell everyone you know about the Solvang Run and let's get some more entries!!!!

 

AWESOME!!!!

 

I'm in... HHR or not... If my HHR is not here in time, I'll drive my BLKSBCH VW Van!

 

That's totally Kool Sindy!

I hope to see you either way!

 

Sindy, I'm glad you've decided to come even if you don't have your HHR. It should be a lot of fun!

 

It BETTER be fun!

But even if it's not - we'll have some REALLY cool T-shirts!

 

Oh yeah, baby, that's what I'm talkin' about!