FMG, don't be talking talking like that. Even though some might not show it, the info shared in all threads is appreciated. Even if you're answering a question for someone else, there are ten people who gain the knowledge for when they run into that problem

 

Now George, you have been helping people your whole life, don't let a couple of seemingly ungrateful people change that, they just might not respond as you'd expect, it happens all the time!
Don't take it personally!

 

Sorry ...was sick with flu and was under blankets on couch ....canister is dry on the oil cunsumption car .... But the one on my panel has a small amount of water in it ...normal I'm guessing .

 

No George ...nobody has been stealing it ...No dripping or puddles..she just adds a quart every 200 miles ...No ticking no smoking from the exhaust ...engine purs like a kitten and runs strong ...oil thing is just weird.

 

Oil does not just teleport to parts unknown. There is only 2 places for it to go the ground or the tailpipe.

My bet is that it only burns at high speed. Maybe you could pull the spark plugs an look for oil on them?