What Did You Do To Your HHR Today?
08-24-2011, 03:31 PM
#4955
Senior Member
Join Date: 06-09-2009
Location: Clinton, Mass
Posts: 2,950
I showed my HHR to a potential buyer at his work to tease him.
He seemed to be totally excited and trying to not show it.
He's calling me at 5 when work's over.
Soooooo I took one of my favorite 20 mile rides up through farmland/woods.
8 miles into my ride the Service Tire Sensor blinker goes off.
How fu*king perfect!
On the way home some 40-something golfer types in a Benz cut me off.
I followed them to a back street, passed them and blocked the road in front of them (car across the road and the door left open) so I could chat up the driver.
I let him know that he cut me off badly enough to piss me off enough to find them through traffic.
I leaned in his open window and gave him a friendly warning that you never know who is in the car you're cutting off.
"It could be someone dangerous." My words (giving him the yes-I'm-talking-about-me-but-I'm-going-to-let-you-live-this-time glare)
I was wearing my black biker shades & a cut-off sleeves Bruins shirt and jumped out of a big black car cranking Metallica blocking the road off as if I own it.
Him and his buddy seemed to be ****ting themselves but I bet he'll look carefully before zipping across intersections for a long time.
Then I got home to find my wife rolling a bone on the porch. I'm straight/sober. The front porch. What a doofus.
How's your day?
He seemed to be totally excited and trying to not show it.
He's calling me at 5 when work's over.
Soooooo I took one of my favorite 20 mile rides up through farmland/woods.
8 miles into my ride the Service Tire Sensor blinker goes off.
How fu*king perfect!
On the way home some 40-something golfer types in a Benz cut me off.
I followed them to a back street, passed them and blocked the road in front of them (car across the road and the door left open) so I could chat up the driver.
I let him know that he cut me off badly enough to piss me off enough to find them through traffic.
I leaned in his open window and gave him a friendly warning that you never know who is in the car you're cutting off.
"It could be someone dangerous." My words (giving him the yes-I'm-talking-about-me-but-I'm-going-to-let-you-live-this-time glare)
I was wearing my black biker shades & a cut-off sleeves Bruins shirt and jumped out of a big black car cranking Metallica blocking the road off as if I own it.
Him and his buddy seemed to be ****ting themselves but I bet he'll look carefully before zipping across intersections for a long time.
Then I got home to find my wife rolling a bone on the porch. I'm straight/sober. The front porch. What a doofus.
How's your day?
08-24-2011, 06:20 PM
#4956
Senior Member
Join Date: 06-09-2009
Location: Clinton, Mass
Posts: 2,950
Yay, the TPS sorted itself before I met him for the test ride. 
He loves the car. He said it's Bad Ass at least 3 times and Holy **** at least 3 times.
He's expecting his divorce settlement check to clear by Monday.
Here's a moment to let that sink in....
Yep, he's getting $1000 alimony per week. And a lump sum settlement of $100,000
Need another moment? I did.
His ex makes $4000 per week.
Holy ****, I sure went shopping in the wrong market
He loves the car. He said it's Bad Ass at least 3 times and Holy **** at least 3 times.
He's expecting his divorce settlement check to clear by Monday.
Here's a moment to let that sink in....
Yep, he's getting $1000 alimony per week. And a lump sum settlement of $100,000
Need another moment? I did.
His ex makes $4000 per week.
Holy ****, I sure went shopping in the wrong market
