I know I'm old but I hope you don't think I was there Wouldn't that make me older than Malthusila ??

 

Not implying you're that old, but Pharoah would like to know if you've seen the keys to the chariot?

 

I think last time I saw them they were with Noah and Shem and no one could leave for forty days and nights ,Or was that till the dove returned with olive branch ??

 

No I think the dove had the fob for the keyless entry but the battery was dead. Doesn't it figure that Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt before she got to the Radio Shack for a new battery?

 

Considering the town they were hanging out in the batteries were probably for her electronic boyfriend. What was that tune Lot was singing I had my daughters but I didn't do the Wife this time. Or was it Baby..Look back ! ???

 

Wasn't she listening to Salt 'N Pepa on her i-Pod?

 

wonder how much she got soaked per I-tune back then??

 

Do you think Apple took Shekels back then?

 

Was the forbidden fruit Apple ??

 

Who would have thought that Job's first name was Steve?