Should being at werk on a beauteeeful Saturday instead of on the lake chasing Crappie make me depressed?

 

Have you tried a ultra light fly rod for them crappie's ??

 

I usually call a plumber when I have a crappie problem, but I guess its different in Washington State huh?

 

Do you get sea sick easy ?

 

Nope, once the color returns to my face and the puking over the rail subsides, I'm fine...why do you ask?

 

Now thats funny........glad I wasn't sipping. I asked because to hunt Crappie you need a smaller boat. Folks who are prone to sea sickness avoid small crafts like the plague, and never see a Crappie in person. Ever try fried Crappie ?

 

Son, I'm a lawyer, I deal with enough crap as it is....why would I want to fry it?

 

What, a southern boy and no fried fresh water fishy's . Bass, Crappie, Perch ?

 

Would you be surprised that I prefer Catfish over all of those?

 

My Dad has a pond full of 30lb Chanel cats, they suck up giant burger buns like they were fish pellets. He is looking for someone to catch a few of them out of there, Do you know how to make hush puppys to go with it?