Does blowing all the Fir needles and other assorted wind blown debris, off the pool cover count. The way water and muck was flying, all the neighbors got to smell it too. Is it good I could hold the thing over my head long enough to get-R-done ??

 

Isn't it bad that you have a good sense of smell at the worst times?

 

Why does that statement remind me of the loaner car I had to douse in Febreeze to drive ??

 

Had one of those once, the lady at Avis gave me the strangest look when I asked her if they forgot the remove the dead body in the trunk, I wonder why?

 

Could it be because they actually had to do that once or twice over the years?

 

Well I knew someone who worked at the Avis counter at O' Hare, and they found guns, drugs, sex gadgets, clothing, money, food, a snake or two, and an artificial leg....but no bodies. My question is, how could you leave your prosthetic leg behind, wouldn't having to hop remind you?

 

Seems to me that leaving your prosthesis in a rental would cause a person great inconvenience. But, I'm wondering... did we offend someone or could none of us think of an answer before this?

 

someone had a senior moment?

 

Is it bad when your "senior moments" started as a freshman in high school?

 

Could the prosthetic leg have just been part of the loot of a robbery ??