That was an easy one ,....Mike would !! Did India loose their monsoons ??

 

What is that adage about lawyers?

 

You have some time ???

 

Are you DOING time?

 

Somebody need a lawyer, I heard the ambulance and came as fast as I could, so who's the aggrieved party?

**And this is the first and only time I'll say something like that, ambulance chasers really tick me off!**

 

Is this party a BYOB party? (Bring your own bail)

 

You mean it isn't a BYOCWAH party? (Bring Your Own Cake With A Hacksaw)

 

Quit, you just trying to get my lap top wet ??

 

Do you need me to call Molly Maid for you?

 

OK, who has Sam's dribble bib, come on now, don't you know laptops are expensive?