Why not you ? To who much is given, much is required ?

 

But how could my loving, beautiful, sexy, blonde wife...spring forth from an evil, egg shaped, vile spewing creature such as my Mother in Law?

 

That was my point exactly. Think Her mother was,loving, beautiful, sexy, blonde like Her, before She met Her daughter's husband ??

 

Michelle's Grandmother is still a looker at 85, but her mother is a Hobbit, can good looks skip a generation?

 

I have heard folks blame things like that on the poor unsuspecting Milkman.

Some things skip a generation, ask my daughter, She was confused where they came from, since Her mother had none. Grandma on the other hand.

Do you think someone upstairs thought you needed a thorn, to keep things under control ?

 

Maybe, but could He have made the thorn smaller and less vocal?

 

You really make it sound irritating, Has this woman found your button?

 

What is/was she doing looking for his button to start with?

 

Maybe it is in His pants pocket ?

 

You mean she is the one who stole my precious pants?