I did not know about either of those. So Chaplin musta liked the ladies also, you think ?

edit: or perhaps did he just liked Benny ?

 

Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin did have a fondness for the ladies, married four times before he died on Christmas day 1977. Did you know he was "kidnapped" three months after he died?

 

More facts I was unaware of, really, kidnapped his body ?

 

Yeah he was kidnapped on March 1, 1978, the perpetrators were never caught and his body was found 12 weeks later by lake Geneva. He's now buried in an armored coffin under 6 feet of reenforced concrete, think he'll stay put now?

 

Is there an app for that ??

 

An App for kidnapping dead comic geniuses?

 

Would there be a buyer for that, Did you catch Santa talking to Siri abut hows his schedule look ?

 

Yeah that Siri is something, I bet Tom and Katie are so proud, don't you think?

 

So you did,t see it ? she tells santa he's got 3.7 billion appts left today? That makes my schedule seem easy how about you ??

 

3.7 Billion kids X an average of 6 cookies left out per household for Santa is twenty-two billion two hundred million cookies, do you think he'll be spending an inordinate amount of time in the "Throne-Room" after all that?