Would you be surprised I'm not surprised? (Law school was my path when I was in High School (contract law)... Was pointed to the Air Force Academy in Colorado in Senior year for Electronics..... a month before graduation I decided to go straight into the work force.... My academic adviser was livid.)

 

I suppose he's gotten over it by now don't you think?

 

Should I call him and ask him?

 

Is he still around to ask?

 

Can I hold a Seance if not?

 

Suppose you can, is there a "white pages" for the crossed over or something, or do you use directory assistance?

 

They didn't tell you about using the local "witch board" to place a "ghost to ghost call"?

 

What if you want to dial direct?

 

Would you believe I have a Spirit Phone for just such occasions?

 

Is it located in your wine cellar?