I have to be, "Lawyer Brain", remember?

 

Isn't the disease "Legalis Super Copiosa Ornatus" associated with "Lawyer Brain"?

 

They have pills for that now, but if you don't stop quoting from the U.S. Criminal Code in four hours, you have to seek immediate medical attention.

Thank you folks! I'll be here all week, have you tried our buffet?

 

Legalalgra huh?

 

Yup, the pills are shaped like little blue law books and briefcases, but they don't taste like blueberries....why is that?

 

They were not made by Wonka Pharmaceuticals?

 

Nah, some dude called Pfizer, ever hear of him?

 

Who hasn't?

 

Possibly a Pygmy in the Amazonian Rain Forest, but then you never hear of Pygmies taking part in many marketing surveys do you?

 

Don't they only include them in small data sets?