I don't really like peaches, they look like a fuzzy butt if you hold them just right, I am weird aren't I?

 

Never eaten a shaved peach huh?

 

I've heard they clog up Norelco's, should I try a Gillette triple blade razor?

 

How about Nair ?

 

Peaches and Nair, wouldn't that taste awful?

 

Wouldn't that depend on if you rinse the peach first?

 

Would you try a "Naired" peach?

 

Can I plead the fifth?

 

"No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation."

Just thought I'd put that up here, so many folks know about "Taking the Fifth" but how many actually know what it says exactly?

 

Well aren't the thorough?