Does morphine count? (held a 2 hour conversation in hospital with ex-wife... she came in the next day and I asked her why she never came by the day before.... it seems we had had a very in depth discussion about her custody papers for her son... who knew?... apparently I didn't)

 

Could you believe that you guys are still looking for pants?

 

And what wrong with looking for pants, Mr. Oooh I Wear Chain Mail?

 

Looks pretty rugged, but wouldn't it rust here ??

 

Well its pretty damp in England, do you think their Knights got rusty in the literal sense?

 

You never heard of oiling chain mail?

 

Shhhhh, don't bring up oil Doc, you know what happens around here don't you?

 

Should we ask the Black Knight, how often he oils the chain mail? Is there a formal & casual chain mail?

 

Does it look from the picture that I wear metal?

 

Kinda hard to tell, some kind of high tech carbon fiber deal then?