What do you think with getting in and out of my Chariot of Death?

 

I wear glasses, that is small pic, Is that spandex ?? Or latex ?? I wonder if this Damsel needs help ??

 

Speaking of latex.... The Woman of the Woods, Head of the Chores Clan is approaching, doth I leave this forum for a bit? You must know the answer?


As I steal away to thine yard of treachery.......

 

Have fun with the Ye old Honey Doo's !!

 

Head forth to do yon deeds of obligation for The Woman of the Woods, we shall await here for your stories of conquests against enemies most foul.

Dost thou have at thine disposal a mechanical sheep for mowing of the lawn most green?

 

Is that all he needs the sheep for?

 

Don't you know the first rule of being Southern, never eat the lawnmowers?

 

Yep, I'm sure He was talking about eating them too.

Have you seen this little jewel ??

http://www.tigerdirect.com/sectors/c...mpaign=WEM3063

Your own nuclear reactor ??

 

Reminds me of a paper I wrote in tenth grade calling for "Neighborhood Nuclear Superiority - An ICBM In Every Front Yard", thought it was brilliant myself, only got an A- can you believe that?

 

You do know that was a bunch of April Fools Foolery and created a lot of spam mail?