Chuck Norris needs no headline. He's Chuck Norris. He IS the headline.
01-26-2006, 09:20 PM
#11
Banned
Join Date: 10-14-2005
Location: Rochester,N.Y.
Posts: 9,121
I kind of liked the song. 
I agree the video sucked. 
But the song rocked in an 80's cheese rock kind of way. :) I also kind of liked when young Chuck Norris punched the lady in the face after he got her purse back.
I agree the video sucked. But the song rocked in an 80's cheese rock kind of way. :) I also kind of liked when young Chuck Norris punched the lady in the face after he got her purse back.
01-26-2006, 09:44 PM
#14
ChronicWHATcles of Narnia!
Google maps is the best< Trudat! Double tru!
Parody Called Lazy Monday
The one, The Only, The Original, LAZY SUNDAY!
Google maps is the best< Trudat! Double tru!
Parody Called Lazy Monday
The one, The Only, The Original, LAZY SUNDAY!
11-30-2011, 03:33 PM
#15
Founding Member
Join Date: 11-23-2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 8,210
Thanks to the guys at the GM Service Forum!
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
A solar eclipse is the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris tells time, Time obeys.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity,...twice.
Chuck can multiply by 0, and when he does division there are no remainders.
The only thing that gets between Chuck Norris and Justice is an equals sign.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that's why there's no life there.
Chuck Norris once got a women pregnant after phone sex.
Chuck Norris irons his clothes while wearing them.
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from nobody
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
A solar eclipse is the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris tells time, Time obeys.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity,...twice.
Chuck can multiply by 0, and when he does division there are no remainders.
The only thing that gets between Chuck Norris and Justice is an equals sign.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that's why there's no life there.
Chuck Norris once got a women pregnant after phone sex.
Chuck Norris irons his clothes while wearing them.
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from nobody
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Last edited by ChevyMgr; 12-01-2011 at 01:35 PM.
11-30-2011, 03:44 PM
#16
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Join Date: 06-30-2010
Location: Kannapolis NC
Posts: 25,739
My wife had dinner with Chuck and his wife Gena when she was an ADA in Dallas, she was surprised at how slight he is in real life, only 5' 8" tall and real quiet. Michelle is 5' 10 1/2" tall so she got quite a kick out of being taller than Ol' Walker, she loves his new commercial, "look its shorty!"
11-30-2011, 03:54 PM
#18
Founding Member
Join Date: 11-23-2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 8,210
Chuck Norris can speak braille
Chuck Norris' calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris put the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in three moves
In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris' calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris put the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in three moves
In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
11-30-2011, 04:14 PM
#19
Senior Member
Join Date: 01-04-2008
Location: Long Beach, Ca
Posts: 2,366
Lmfaooooooooooooooooo
Worth a redo
chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
A solar eclipse is the suns attempt to hide from chuck norris
when chuck norris tells time, time obeys.
Chuck norris counted to infinity,...twice.
Chuck can multiply by 0, and when he does division there are no remainders.
The only thing that gets between chuck norris and justice is an equals sign.
Chuck norris has been to mars, that's why there's no life there.
Chuck norris once got a women pregnant after phone sex. Nice!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck norris irons his clothes while wearing them.
They once made chuck norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from nobody
chuck norris can touch mc hammer
A solar eclipse is the suns attempt to hide from chuck norris
when chuck norris tells time, time obeys.
Chuck norris counted to infinity,...twice.
Chuck can multiply by 0, and when he does division there are no remainders.
The only thing that gets between chuck norris and justice is an equals sign.
Chuck norris has been to mars, that's why there's no life there.
Chuck norris once got a women pregnant after phone sex. Nice!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck norris irons his clothes while wearing them.
They once made chuck norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from nobody
chuck norris can touch mc hammer
