See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder...

The Joker

 

"Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it"

William Durant

 

One must have strategies to execute dreams, but one must have a dream in order to execute strategies.

 

Its all fun and games until someone loses a weiner..............

 

"I'm sobbing. The baby's screaming. The doctor's cutting. There's blood everywhere. And the doctor looked into my face and said, 'There's no medical reason for doing this.'" ---Marilyn Milos, RN

 

"Holy ****"!!.....George Armstrong Custer, June 1876

 

A person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it.

 

"'I have done my best.' That is about all the philosophy of living one needs."

-Lin Yutang (1895 – 1976)


"The difficult I can do today. The impossible will take a little longer."

- Billie Holiday (1915-1959)


"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)


"If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."

- Anatole France (1884-1924)


"Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself."

- William Faulkner (1897-1962)


"You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions."

- Naguib Mahfouz (1911-2006)


"They are able because they think they are able."

- Virgil (70 BC - 19 BC)

 

"Shazbot. Nanu-nanu."

 

Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?