Come on batman and robin walk into a bar and someone says hi , I'm bill , And you are ?






























Um, I'm batman ,





















And this is robin.








Hello

 

A rabbi walks into a bar and says....... Ouch!

 

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love. - Roger Zelazny

 

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer. - Emerson

 

"It took a lot of water to down just that ****ing bat's head, let me tell you.

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Me and them motley crue guys, we ran out of the cocaine, then i saw a line of ants walking and said hey boys, --ck -t , it's a line. -ozzy

Only the ozz man.

 

Leave it to the Batman to change the subject to ants!!!!

 

I got nothin, You got me.

 

“My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded.”

The Penguin.

 

Life is not a spelling bee, where you make one mistake and you are out. Life is more like a baseball season, where even the best team loses almost half its games, and even the worst has shining moments of excellence. . .

A quote in a magazine in a waiting room. Memorized the quote, not the name.