"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing."


Authored by.......some guy testifying before a grand jury, after getting a BJ

 

“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.” Steve Martin

 

"I wear the pants around this house!!!!(when she's at work)

 

As a matter of biology, if something bites you it is probably female.
- Scott M. Kruse

 

"Since food has replaced sex in my marriage, I can't even get in to my own pants!"

Rodney Dangerfield

 

“I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.”

Rodney Dangerfield

 

"People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first."

David H. Comins

 

"it's one thing for people to think you are stupid, its another to open your mouth and prove it"

My Dad

 

I'm a firm believer in putting your money where your mouth is.
Teri Hatcher

 

Hows your day going ?

ok, How bout you ?

"Any better and i could'nt stand it."

My Dad (also an HHR SS owner)