Jokes
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Joined: 10-13-2011
Posts: 40,069
From: Welland,Ont Canada
Coyote Control
The old fellow in the big cowboy hat got a standing ovation.
The Sierra Club and the U. S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane" solution to this issue. What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The males would then be castrated and let loose again. This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U. S. Forest Service.
All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally an old fellow wearing a big cowboy hat in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand our problem here. These coyotes ain't screwing our sheep; they're eatin' 'em!"
The meeting never really got back to order.
The old fellow in the big cowboy hat got a standing ovation.
The Sierra Club and the U. S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane" solution to this issue. What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The males would then be castrated and let loose again. This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U. S. Forest Service.
All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally an old fellow wearing a big cowboy hat in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand our problem here. These coyotes ain't screwing our sheep; they're eatin' 'em!"
The meeting never really got back to order.
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Joined: 07-02-2013
Posts: 7,827
From: Claremont, CA
A man comes home from work after a long day to find his dog in the yard with the neighbor's rabbit, fluffy, in his mouth. The rabbit didn't have any scratches or blood on him. Not knowing what to do he decided to wash the rabbit up and put it back in his cage. A few days later he sees the neighbor in the yard. She says to him, "Did you hear we had a loss in our family?" He said no and asked what happened. She said, "Our rabbit fluffy died and we had to bury him, but some sicko dug him up and put him back in his cage"
