A recent study has shown that women that carry a few extra pounds live longer than the men that mention it.

 

A guy is at the gym with his trainer when a really hot girl goes by. The man asks the trainer what machine he should use to impress the girl. The trainer looks the guy over from head to toe and back and say to the man, "try the ATM in the lobby"

 

 

I needed a good laugh! Thanks...john

 

 

This is how I learned to mind my own business. As I was walking by a mental hospital all the patients were yelling 13, 13, 13,13. I was curious what they were yelling about. The fence was too high to peek over but I found a gap between the planks, I got close to peek through and some idiot poked me in the eye. As I was walking away all the patients started shouting 14, 14, 14, 14!

 

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