Jokes
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Joined: 03-06-2010
Posts: 6,869
From: Ohio
That is funny!
I don't know if this is appropriate, but I was at a funeral last year for a friend that loved John Deere tractors. Having a history of custom painting ,I thought why can't we make custom painted caskets?
For his, I thought John Deere green w/ yellow stripes Maybe an air stack and exhaust pipe sticking out of the top.
For the trucker, paint it his favorite color with marker lites all around it. With a Mack bulldog on the top and Mack emblems on the side.
For the Cat guy, Cat yellow with flat black stripes. For the Hot rodder , 57 chevy fins on the side ,with Belair emblems painted turquoise and ivory.
The Nascar guy paint it his favorite team color with the big number on the side and top and sponsor stickers all over it.
I know I'm crazy, But it might work and nobody's done it.... john
I don't know if this is appropriate, but I was at a funeral last year for a friend that loved John Deere tractors. Having a history of custom painting ,I thought why can't we make custom painted caskets?
For his, I thought John Deere green w/ yellow stripes Maybe an air stack and exhaust pipe sticking out of the top.
For the trucker, paint it his favorite color with marker lites all around it. With a Mack bulldog on the top and Mack emblems on the side.
For the Cat guy, Cat yellow with flat black stripes. For the Hot rodder , 57 chevy fins on the side ,with Belair emblems painted turquoise and ivory.
The Nascar guy paint it his favorite team color with the big number on the side and top and sponsor stickers all over it.
I know I'm crazy, But it might work and nobody's done it.... john
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Joined: 07-02-2013
Posts: 7,827
From: Claremont, CA
An elderly lady walks into a bar and asks for a scotch and 6 drops of water. A little while later the bartender asks her how she is doing and she says to give her a scotch and 4 drops of water. It's getting late and the bartender says to her that it is last call before closing and she asks for a scotch and 2 drops of water. He brings it over and says, I have been a bartender for over 20 years and that is the weirdest sequence of drinks I have ever served. What is that all about? The elderly lady says at my age a woman can hold her liquor but not her water.
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Joined: 05-09-2006
Posts: 6,805
From: "Upland" Mesa, Arizona
CA Blue HHR....... I have verbally used your joke about 5 times. All enjoyed it. Once at an exclusive and elegant dinner with friends I told this, the laughing was so loud and hard, that we got strange looks from other tables. The water came over and asked if anything was wrong. Told him no, just a joke and he then insisted on hearing it. We went to a hallway separated from other customers. He laughed hard and tried to return to servicing still giggling. Needless to say, I was HIT OF THE NIGHT because of your joke. Thanks for the effort.
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Joined: 07-02-2013
Posts: 7,827
From: Claremont, CA
CA Blue HHR....... I have verbally used your joke about 5 times. All enjoyed it. Once at an exclusive and elegant dinner with friends I told this, the laughing was so loud and hard, that we got strange looks from other tables. The water came over and asked if anything was wrong. Told him no, just a joke and he then insisted on hearing it. We went to a hallway separated from other customers. He laughed hard and tried to return to servicing still giggling. Needless to say, I was HIT OF THE NIGHT because of your joke. Thanks for the effort.
Which one was the hit?