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#1684
One fine spring morning Ben Franklin was out in the meadow trying desperately to launch a kite. Each Time he would make the attempt to send the kite towards the heavens, the kite would be hit by a gust of wind sending it spiraling to the ground.
Ben's common-law-wife leaned out the window to call Ben in for breakfast, and as she watch him repeatedly crashing the kite, an idea struck her.
"Benjamin.... BENJAMIN!" she called.
Ben turn to look back to the house and called back, "Yes my dear?", as the kite again dove to the earth.
"You need a little tail", she replied.
"What"?
"YOU NEED A LITTLE TAIL"!
Ben stopped and stared at her for a moment.
"WOMAN! I WISH YOU WOULD MAKE UP YOUR MIND! LAST NIGHT TO TOLD ME TO GO FLY A KITE"!
Ben's common-law-wife leaned out the window to call Ben in for breakfast, and as she watch him repeatedly crashing the kite, an idea struck her.
"Benjamin.... BENJAMIN!" she called.
Ben turn to look back to the house and called back, "Yes my dear?", as the kite again dove to the earth.
"You need a little tail", she replied.
"What"?
"YOU NEED A LITTLE TAIL"!
Ben stopped and stared at her for a moment.
"WOMAN! I WISH YOU WOULD MAKE UP YOUR MIND! LAST NIGHT TO TOLD ME TO GO FLY A KITE"!
#1689
I was once fairly indecisive about being noncommittal but then I made up my mind to consider the eventual possibility of being totally noncommittal until I was compelled to being indecisive once again.
#1690