The Shortest Fairytale
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The Shortest Fairytale
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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My Version...
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever after and drove a cool car and went to school for a PhD and traveled all over the world and played a lot and drank fine wine and bought lots of shoes with no guilt and occasionally didn't mind the toilet seat up and farted and belched whenever she wanted.
THE END
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever after and drove a cool car and went to school for a PhD and traveled all over the world and played a lot and drank fine wine and bought lots of shoes with no guilt and occasionally didn't mind the toilet seat up and farted and belched whenever she wanted.
THE END
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From: Hillsdale, Michigan
Once upon a time a guy asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "YES" but the government said "NO"
And the guys lived happily ever after expressing their love for each other and always left the toilet seat up and their dog farted whenever he wanted
Tom......................Don't let Judy see this thread
The guy said "YES" but the government said "NO"
And the guys lived happily ever after expressing their love for each other and always left the toilet seat up and their dog farted whenever he wanted
Tom......................Don't let Judy see this thread
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From: Lakenheath, UK
Once upon a time a guy asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "YES" but the government said "NO"
And the guys lived happily ever after expressing their love for each other and always left the toilet seat up and their dog farted whenever he wanted
Tom......................Don't let Judy see this thread
The guy said "YES" but the government said "NO"
And the guys lived happily ever after expressing their love for each other and always left the toilet seat up and their dog farted whenever he wanted
Tom......................Don't let Judy see this thread
had to add the dog part in didn't you lol. the others were hillarious too, but that dog comment edged this one into the lead haha
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From: CLEVELAND
Once upon a time a guy asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "YES" but the government said "NO"
And the guys lived happily ever after expressing their love for each other and always left the toilet seat up and their dog farted whenever he wanted
Tom......................Don't let Judy see this thread
The guy said "YES" but the government said "NO"
And the guys lived happily ever after expressing their love for each other and always left the toilet seat up and their dog farted whenever he wanted
Tom......................Don't let Judy see this thread
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
There once was a fat guy with a cool car, He drank too much beer and smoked way too many cigerettes, He just happened to have three roomates, a very educated female roommate with a cool car that drank the finest wine, and traveled the world. The other two roomates were a married gay couple, also with a cool car. The best thing was that they all lived together and nobody cared about anything, well except the toilet seat. Todd (Uma)
There once was a fat guy with a cool car, He drank too much beer and smoked way too many cigerettes, He just happened to have three roomates, a very educated female roommate with a cool car that drank the finest wine, and traveled the world. The other two roomates were a married gay couple, also with a cool car. The best thing was that they all lived together and nobody cared about anything, well except the toilet seat. Todd (Uma)
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From: SoCAL & Louisville, KY
Todd!!
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
There once was a fat guy with a cool car, He drank too much beer and smoked way too many cigerettes, He just happened to have three roomates, a very educated female roommate with a cool car that drank the finest wine, and traveled the world. The other two roomates were a married gay couple, also with a cool car. The best thing was that they all lived together and nobody cared about anything, well except the toilet seat. Todd (Uma)
There once was a fat guy with a cool car, He drank too much beer and smoked way too many cigerettes, He just happened to have three roomates, a very educated female roommate with a cool car that drank the finest wine, and traveled the world. The other two roomates were a married gay couple, also with a cool car. The best thing was that they all lived together and nobody cared about anything, well except the toilet seat. Todd (Uma)
