Arte Johnson did the perfect Renfield in Love at First Bite back in '79, who wouldn't laugh at "Master you've stepped on my dinner"?

 

Would anyone but me have traded places with Jim Carrey in "Once Bitten"? Did I mention Lauren Hutton?

 

Ah, those were the days, when Jim Carrey was young and funny.

Did you get a chance to review the NTSB report I sent you yesterday Doc?

 

I been buisy trying to find a solution to a no 'lectricical HHR, or did you miss my post upstairs? (will read it later)

 

Nope didn't miss your post, being that your key did the "Stuck Trick" you're probably dealing with a completely failed ignition lock cylinder, replacement is the only cure sorry to say.

You have now joined a not so exclusive club, "The Fraternal Brother & Sisterhood of The Stuck Key", you're thrilled aren't you?

 

So thrilled I'm speechless (sniff) Would that cause the totally dead electrical system as well?

 

Its an odd symptom, but being that the two failures are directly coordinated, that would be my bet. Did you get any sort of warranty on the Express when you bought it?

 

Will I have to take it all the way back to Delaware? (There was a 3/36k I believe)

 

No, your local dealer should be able to access the vehicle in their system without any problems, call and deal with the service manager since sometimes the service writers are a bit on the uninformed side of things.

Sorry to hear you had the issue crop up, but I'm glad you're handling it like a professional, us pilots are like that ya know?

 

How big an envelope would it take to get The Express airborne?.... Nah....Have get it E-rated... too much paperwork.