Getting a "cool car or cool truck" note is always nice, but when was the last time someone left you a note saying "sorry about the door ding"?

 

Can't remember. When I had my last car, it had thinner steel, and dented real easy. I left more than a couple, "your SUV may make you feel good, but your door just put a dent in my car" notes. Subarus (mine was a Saab built by Subaru) have that (made of tin foil) reputation, but, still, do you blame me?

 

Nope don't blame you at all, but have you ever noticed that even when you park out in "Outer Lower Siberia", some doofus has to park right next to you about half the time?

 

Is "Bumpskies" a word?

 

If it means, bumping the dust off this thread, sure! Don't words have to have an "understood" meaning?

 

Is there such a thing as a "triple entendre", where something sounds naughty, but it isn't, then it is, then it isn't again?

 

Well, of course, there must be such a term. What was I thinking?

 

I don't know, there are days I hardly know what I'm thinking, and has anyone seen my pants?

 

Sorry, I thought they were mine. Do you need them back this week?

 

Nah you can keep 'em this week, I'm working out of the office at my condo, so who needs pants?