Are short stories about boy pants or people?

 

not all people wear pants do they? Some people of the opposite sex wear dresses right?

 

Why did the boy have his pants down looking for an opposite sex?

 

Aye laddie, I could be wearing a kilt right now, couldn't I??

 

Who? Scott the Scottish drinking scotch and spreading Scott's on his Bermuda while wearing his bermudas down to his Crocs as he watched a croc about to eat his neighbor John who was using the john on his Johnson close to the Jone's who were Jones-ing for some scotch?

 

Say what??

 

WHAT!! OK there I said it.

 

Why? You said what? Or you said it? Or both?

 

Well I'm confused, but then that's normal for me, right?

 

Or wrong? Confusion is a state of mind, or a province here in Canada! Right? Eh!