Answer a Question with a Question
I thought they fell into "Statistical variables too small to enumerate". Are we being politically incorrect here, shouldn't we be calling Pygmies, "Vertically challenged and climatically affected indigenous dwellers"?
"Cut the horse****, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."
Pure genius, don't you agree?
Pure genius, don't you agree?


