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Mar 13, 2011 | 07:54 PM

foolmoon_design

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Dirty Jokes!

Ok here is the first one: Add as needed.

An Indian, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says what is this a joke?

Mar 13, 2011 | 07:57 PM

LawDog88

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Buh-duh-doon-tshhhhhh.

Mar 14, 2011 | 09:17 AM

LewiSS

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And one for the quantum mechanics out there:

A Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church. The priest says, "Hey! We don't allow Higgs Bosons here!" The Higgs Boson replies, "Then how do you have Mass?"

Mar 14, 2011 | 09:23 AM

843de

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How about one for the cerebral artsy geeks out there....

Q: What do you call a short French Star Trek fan?

A: A Toulouse Lautrekkie.

Mar 15, 2011 | 01:04 PM

foolmoon_design

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bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods, bear asks the rabbit if he ever has a problem with crap sticking to his fur? The rabbit replies no, so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.