OMG!!! LOL - I'd have let her take it in to get checked.

 

That'd be just cruel whopper, funny as all get out, but still cruel.

 

Global warming!!! Oh wait, that turned out to be a lie - CLIMATE CHANGE!!! Yeah, that's it - Climate Change.

Two blondes on opposite sides of the river:
1st - How do I get to the other side?
2nd - You are silly - you are already there!!!

 

Just tell her its a hot car and it sweats now and then....