The members are just having a little "fun" with Humberto Mendoza. It appears that he either left off the decimal point when he posted his mileage or double keyed the numeral 6.
Very doubtful that he has 1.2 million miles on his car.

 

I believe if the oil is not being sucked into the throttle body, then the valve guide seals are the next culprit to look at!

 

I'm still here and I'm coming up on my oil change. So far I've added 5 quarts. I'll take all of your suggestions and roll with it. And thanks for the jokes I need them.

 

Oil ain’t no joke, son! It’s serious business!!